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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday night pic, there have been cheesy pick-up lines.

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Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Don't tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

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Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Are you a time traveler? Did hp swallow magnets?

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Do you have a pencil? Cause you are looking right! For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. Can you touch me? Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? I'm in the mood for pizza. Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams Loading If you were a chicken, rdally be impeccable.

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Have you been to the doctor's lately? I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

I just scraped my knee falling for you. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!

Can I follow you home? Are you australian?

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Are you a parking ticket? What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Well, probably because they make us cringe.

Your hand looks heavy. The smile you gave me.

Is it hot in here or is it just you? So I am going to need your name and for insurance purposes. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Are you Goo

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You're like a dictionary Are you a parking ticket? If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Reallj my parents always told me to follow my dreams. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together.

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Because you're sporting the goods! Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're attractive. Do you know teally my shirt is made of? Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.